Also: We’re leaving tomorrow for Washington DC.
What I’d like to do: Stand outside the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue with a snare drum and play the opening drum riff from the West Wing.
What I probably won’t do: See above.
Also also: It’s good to remember the word “brain” is a noun and a verb (as in: “I am going to BRAIN you!”). According to our mutual friend Merriam-Webster:
1: to kill by smashing the skull 2: to hit on the head